Have a happy day !!!

A Sunday morning jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'You will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Datuk Najib goes walking in the evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Datuk Najib is PM not AM

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's day to my mother Puan Nafsiah.

I Love you so much Mak!

You're my mother, I would have no other!

A day to honour mothers for the achievements and efforts of motherhood.

We should celebrate every day as Mother's day. Sacrifices made by our mothers to give birth and spend all her time catering and raising us are invaluable. To children who still have mothers, please appreciate them. Take a little time to ask their news and visit them as often as possible. No excuse should be given to our busy schedules. Mothers should be given rewards when their are still alive. Do not regret it when they are no longer in this world!

PURITY IN LIFE

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.

The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

" That laundry is not very clean", she said.

" She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap".

Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband,

" Look, she has learned how to wash correctly, I wonder who taught her this?".

The husband said, " I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."

And so it is with life. What we see when watching others depend on the purity of the window through which we look.

p/s I've been quite busy lately, cleaning my windows...he..he..he..

Happy Labour Day! Spiderman...

Family Tree

My son's assignment is to submit a folio on our family's biography. Indirectly I was involved in his investigation and mission to complete his assignment. Yes, the only source he have is from me and the only source I have is to confirmed with my father about our descendants or ancestors, that is who are my great great grandfathers and grandmothers. I could only traced my great grandfather and my grandmother with only their first name. Ohh...what a pity! I could trace them if only I had a TIME MACHINE!

Have you been curious about who, where and what was our family history?I noticed most of us especially the Malays don't have a proper records on our descendants. I think it is too late for me to preserve and start compiling all family documents, photographs, recipes, letter or books since they're gone from this world. Memories became vague and forgotten through time..

Should start my own family tree with whatever facts and documents I have right now to be inherited to my grandchildren before it is too late.

Prejudice!

Prejudice according to Wikipedia is a prejudgement, an assumption made about someone or something without having adequate knowledge to be able to do so with guaranteed accuracy. The word prejudice is most commonly used to refer to as a preconceived judgement towards a people or a person because of race, social class, gender, ethnicity, age, disability, obesity, religion, sexual orientation or other personal characteristics.

I gave my 12 years old niece, Mathematics tuition as a preparation for her UPSR examination this year. Being quite weak and half-hearted in studying maths. I have to boost her enthusiasm and encouragement to overcome her studying problem. She admitted that she dislike Mathematics lesson very much due to not encouraging circumstances she encountered with her former maths teacher. I have to find the most simple solution and explanation to teach her and make her understand.

In school she was asked by the Maths teacher who taught her Maths revision. She told the teacher it was me the aunt who teaches her. The maths teacher asked my niece who am I? Being naive she told her I am a kindergarten teacher. Yes, that's my career at the moment.

The maths teacher told my niece, " As a kindergarten teacher, your aunt is not qualified to teach Mathematics of the primary school"!.

I asked my niece whether I gave her the wrong answer, she replied, "No". If the answer is "Yes", I should have agreed with the maths teacher statement. My sister was very upset with the teacher's statement and wanted to confront her. I told my sister, we do not know the actual conversation or may be I did not follow exactly the teacher's formula. My sister disagree with me, saying as a teacher that's a terrible thing to say to other people. I agreed with her.

What the maths teacher had spoken did not disgrace or humiliate me. I just assumed that, this is a result of the maths teacher not having a proper diet...he...he..he...

Moral of the story is, don't pre-judge people. Get to know people as individuals before you decide whether or not to like them, criticized or hate them. Treat people the way you want them to treat you. Don't go along with the crowd when people are being unfair to someone and stand up for people who are being treated with prejudice. Learn about other people, their cultures and way of life.

p/s. love to watch Pride and Prejudice.

Papa Jahat!

During school holiday, I was teaching my 5 years old nephew how to read and write. For a start I asked him to spell out his name, Putera Zarique Khusyairie ( not his real name). I wrote down his name in the exercise book and asked him to write it out. He tried his very best to write several alphabets when suddenly he broke into tears. I was so surprised and asked him what happened. He said, " Papa jahat". So I asked him did his father scolded him or canned him for being a naughty boy. He answered, "No". So why did you said that, I asked him again. He said, " Papa jahat sebab letak nama Zariq panjang sangat". I laughed out loud! Ha..ha..ha..Pity! my nephew.

My father complaints to me too when my husband named our daughter's Siti Khadijah Zuliana.He said what is the purpose to give such a long name when we usually called someone by their nick name. My mother said that is the father's right to named their children with whatever names they wanted. So both my father and mother argued with their pros and cons. I agreed with my father and I agreed with my mother too.

It is the duty of the parents to give a good name to their children. Choose a name that is recommended by Islam or at least the names of which means good. We are forbidden to name our children with bad names that could affects the dignity and embarrassing the child.The first science is taught by Allah SWT. to Adam is the name. "..........And He taught Adam the names of all things." (Al-Baqarah : 31 ) This verse also proves that the name is very important and key requirements of human life.

Nowadays we seldom read or hear people naming their children with Malay tradisional names such as Kemboja, Melati, Melor, Tanjung ( flower names) or Saadiah, Sarimah, Kalsom (for girls) or Aduka, Teruna, Anjang or P.Ramlee (boys name). These traditional Malay names is endangered due to decline of prestige.

In this era of globalization the trend of naming the children are more modern and have foreign smells. Many people mocked traditional names for not being cool,trendy or funny. The name does not reflect the quality of a person so we should be proud of our national culture including the name.

My cousin just gave birth to a baby girl, her name is Nur Mellysa Adreanna Lim. I hope she will not cry when she is ask to spell her name. Sorry....mama Mellysa...