Sunday, May 15, 2011

Have a happy day !!!

A Sunday morning jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610


Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'

Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.


Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,

except the TV in my house.'

Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'

Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'


Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot


Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is 'You will go to jail'


Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'

Servant: 'It's already raining.'

Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


A man asked Ah Beng why Datuk Najib goes walking in the evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Datuk Najib is PM not AM

Monday, May 2, 2011

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's day to my mother Puan Nafsiah.

I Love you so much Mak!
You're my mother, I would have no other!

A day to honour mothers for the achievements and efforts of motherhood.

We should celebrate every day as Mother's day. Sacrifices made by our mothers to give birth and spend all her time catering and raising us are invaluable. To children who still have mothers, please appreciate them. Take a little time to ask their news and visit them as often as possible. No excuse should be given to our busy schedules. Mothers should be given rewards when their are still alive. Do not regret it when they are no longer in this world!

Sunday, May 1, 2011


A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.

The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

" That laundry is not very clean", she said.
" She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap".

Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband,

" Look, she has learned how to wash correctly, I wonder who taught her this?".

The husband said, " I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."

And so it is with life. What we see when watching others depend on the purity of the window through which we look.

p/s I've been quite busy lately, cleaning my windows...he..he..he..
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