Sunday, March 20, 2011

Husband Vs Wife

WARNING! Jokes only..

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


Kesian Wife dia!

Good example for the husband.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice"

For Husband & Wife

There's always a way to compromise in any matter arises. The most important things are 2 way communication, patience and respect. Husband and Wife must work equally towards marital growth and responsibility together.
Pray daily for each other and hope Love will bind your soul together.

Have a Happy Marriage!


  1. "With Idiot For Ever"... Hahahaha! Funny!

  2. Haha funny. I like the sleeping pills and stupid the minute I asked you to marry me, the best.

    Thank you.

  3. How i wish i could have a good marriage,hah!hah!

  4. Coffee Girl & Aishah ,
    Cheeky jokes to cheer up the day.

    I thought you are happily married to your Canon D90? Tell me about it....hahaha!..

  5. Nyah, kalau boleh ai nak husband yang suka buat ai ketawa, selalu bawak ai p melancong, birthday ai dia serve breakfast on the bed with a bouquet of roses. Tapi nan ado.. Tu je laki ai. Syukor, Alhamdulillah ada juga laki.

    Allah dah aturkan itu jodoh ai, Allah tahu apa yg terbaik utk ai.

    Dolu-dolu ai grumble this and that quietly, now lantak lah engkau, kalau ada kat rumah apa ada ai masak,kalo letih aku pusing vontot ke dia dan zzzzzzz welcome to slumber land. apa nak jadi, jadilah kaduk oi..

  6. Agas
    Huuiii Nyah..., senangnya hidup!
    Jangan biarkan dia terjun dengan labu-labunya..


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